MISS PIZZICATO

-"That's MR. Pizzicato to you," she says.
-Miss Pizzicato likes to pretend to be a boy.
-"I don't know what you mean," she says, " I AM a boy. Call me Steve."
-'Steve' can do five cartwheels in a row-
-"More like a hundred!"
-Okay...
-"I can also do 1,000 backflips & a million jumping jacks."
-"Jenny!" called 'Steve's' mom. 'Steve's' face turned red. (Wait. It's already red.)
-"Um.. Jenny is my... sister. I better go help find her. Bye!" said 'Steve'. "I told you to call me 'Steve'!" she yelled to her mom as she ran...


Found here.